Hysterically Awful MLS Pictures

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Sometimes I think the public doesn't recognize how much most Toronto Realtors know about marketing a property.

When I search the Multiple Listing Service, I often come across properties with no photos, leaving me to assume that if the listings are not tenanted or do not say “as-is”, they are in most likelihood too garish to photograph.

I appreciate that.

Internationally, it’s different. Realtors seem to have abandoned common sense by posting insanely frightening pictures on their MLS listings.

Here are some samplings – including photos showcasing a Horse In A Living Room, Doll Crazy, Wigging Out and a Creepy Mannequin Family – from a fun site out of the United States called Hooked on Houses:




Here's another fun blog on Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos from England, and that naughty story out of New York.

Check them out for a giggle.

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~ Steven and the urbaneer team

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A Top Ten Realtor at Bosley Real Estate Ltd., Brokerage

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